Reptile Zoo

This is called the homepage by some.  Does it feel like home?  It doesn’t really feel like home does it…

Relax, kick off your shoes, have a sip of wine, your on MaulPartin’s time…

There, now if that’s not home, I don’t know what is…LLAICFAPML (Laughing Like An Ice Cube Fan And Picking My Bellybutton Lint).

Now that we’re settled, why don’t we take a look at some of the fine works of MaulPartin.

Why don’t they make brown cars anymore?

In all seriousness though, this is in all seriousness.  I am so serious my vision has turned inside out and then back again, flipping like a coin in outer space, forever spinning  through the universe like a Reptar blowup doll filled with N2O.

Get Smart, Be Cool, And Take Edvil for Deadaches (Boof if you please).

2 Responses to Reptile Zoo

  1. david icke says:

    you knew id be here since it said reptile, dick. haha

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